How to make money in the new year without leaving the comfort of your home.

Have you seen this pop up ad when you are online?
I've seen this advertisement pop up many a time while online "make 50000 dollars daily from the comfort of your home" or "i just made 3000 by logging on to this site". Well , I have not taken the liberty to visit any such sites because in the words of Eminem, "if something seems too good to be true, that's because it is ".
Here , however is a very legitimate and authentic way to make a load of cash without moving a muscle and if all these tips are followed strictly, in no long time you would have so much money (mainly naira)
Here are the easy to do steps
1. Stay indoors
2. Do not do anything at all
3. Do not eat.
4. When you feel sick do nothing about it.
5. When anyone offers to help with food , money or a job blatantly refuse it.
6. Do not bath or shower or brush your mouth .(ever)

These tips have not been tried by anyone I know but the odds are if followed aggressively and thoroughly, whoever is involved will fall really ill and most probably die, if not from starvation then from the other depressing and sickening causes. This will give way to a flurry of spending on your behalf and thus generate a lot of cash (and well wishes) for you. The down side to this is that, you won't be around to see the cash generated but you can be guaranteed that it was gotten by you.

The Promise

I’d like to promise you today, the future of which I am not sure of.

Truly speaking, I tremble at the mere thought of what I am about to say to you, simply because I believe every word with every fibre of my being.

I really hope you believe it because that would be the whole point.

I promise to love you with everything I have, to fight for this love till the very end. For better for worse and all that. Forever is not long enough. I want you to know that nothing in this world can stop me from loving you. This is nothing physical cos I don’t see you with my eyes but my heart and it beats from this moment on for no one else but you.

I will cherish every moment I get to spend with you and hold it close to my heart. Your happiness is my sole purpose in life and I will go to the ends of the earth just to make you happy.

I may not have it all now, but for you, I will. I will give you all my attention and all my love and anything else you want.

No matter what happens, I will be there for you, even in the dead of night. I will never leave you.

I promise never to turn my back on you, never to make you cry and always to treat you like the queen you are.

I just met you today, but truly, this is how I feel for you and I mean every single word of what I just said.

THIS IS AS CLOSE TO THE WASH OF LIFE AS THERE CAN EVER BE