To get into a lady’s pants is hard work. If you never got
‘the look’ from her or ‘the hand’, then this is not for you. If you are a lady
or the female in a homosexual relationship, this is not for you either. If you
have a weak spot for women, be you male or female, then this is absolutely for
you.
Before I go on, I must tell you that the techniques
discussed here have been tried out by millions of men and has shown a high success
rate, (did I mention that I have never tried any of them out). Ok, here we go.
There are 3 basic principles that must be strictly adhered to for success and
they are very easy. The principles are deception, honesty and conviction. These
principles must be understood and applied with fluency to achieve the goal (her
pants) in as short a period as possible otherwise you, my good friend would be
ZONED, and I am very sure neither of us want that.
I would abridge the process so you won’t have to read through
a manual like guide. This will serve as a "success key points" kind of short cut
to ultimate success and like any other skill I don’t have, practice makes
perfect, so keep trying the principles out, on different girls of course and
always feel free to mix it up so as not to get bored of the system itself and
resolve to fail intentionally when next success is guaranteed.
So to the first
principle. DECEPTION.
Deception needs no definition of its own because its sound
is self explanatory, deception is deception, what it is not. So, to carry out
this principle just think of what you are not, and what you think she wants
that you are not. Do not be you, be a pop star, a porn star or a basic super
star but don’t be yourself. Take her to places you can’t afford, and introduce
her to people that are not your friends or family or colleagues at a fake
office. In short fool yourself so much that both you and her begin to believe
this false persona that you have created to the point where both of you fall in
love with it. Make sure she wants this false persona so much that you could
decide to travel to the Bahamas in a private jet just to get her candy and she
would still be all over you. If you do not have that type of money to actually
spend, pretend to spend it by buying from a cheap shop and calling it Dubai,
borrow a real friends luxury items and dash it back to them in a great show of
benevolence and grand charity. Call Denzel Washington and Morgan freeman as
often as you can or source local talent like davido, burna boy and shontizzle.
Give her so much fake trips that she feels like you are a star and she, your
groupie.
Nb: this should take from as little as 30mins to 3 days to
accomplish otherwise change to the next principle
The next principle is HONESTY. This needs no definition too
as it is what it says it is. The principle of honesty is telling the lady or
broad exactly what you want, not as soon as you can but as soon as she needs to
hear it. Not before, not after. Timing is everything with the honesty principle.
This doesn’t mean you tell her who you really are, it means you just tone down
on the deception to the acceptable minimum and hit the nail on the head. ‘I
want to get into your pants’. Not explicitly like that but suggestive enough to
walk away without been looked upon as a sex starved pervert.
Nb: honesty should be carried out in a very quiet
environment or a very loud environment. The condition must be extreme for
maximum efficacy and all phones must be neutralized.
To the last principle. CONVICTION. No introduction needed
for him as he is the most vital principle and must be perfected well ahead of
time for any hope of success. Everybody wants to be convinced. Some convince
others that love is real while others want to be convinced that there is love
at first sight. Whatever it is, you have to find a way to know what she wants
to be convinced about and make it work for you. If she wants love, convince her
that you are cupids arrow, if she wants lust, tell her you are the apple Eve
gave to Adam, if she wants fame and fortune, convince her that you are famous
and fortunate (don’t show her), the thing about convincing her is that you have
to make her believe that what she seeks is there somewhere but never SHOW HER
ALL. In trying to convince her, you have to work on her mind so that she is
convinced on her own (through your own suggestions).
Nb: you have to be subtle in your conviction and not
desperate. Do not convince for more than 48 hours.
Having said all these, remember to mix it up and keep practicing
on the numerous girls out there. One day, you too will master the art of the 3
lethal strikes that always work and become a blogger about it (just like me).
Till I come up with another closely observable trait in modern men, enjoy!!!!!
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